When Almost Everyone Doubted Donald Trump, This Baby Didn’t

And the baby is right!


Before Donald Trump’s historic win yesterday, many retired generals, newspapers, economists, former presidents and voters did’t think that he would be president. While many doubted his ability to win the White House, he had the backing of China’s magical baby monkey.

Last Thursday, Ge-da, aka the “king of prophets,” chose Trump to be the President of the United States by rejecting the banana nearest Hillary Clinton and instead choosing the one on Trump’s podium, sealing the deal by giving the Donald’s life-sized cutout a big smooch on the lips.

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The prophetic primate from Shiyan Lake Ecological Tourism Park in Hunan has a well known history of his banana-eating predictions coming true. In July, he picked Portugal to win the 2016 European soccer championships in that very same way.

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While Trump has an infamous love-hate relationship with the polls — believing that they are rigged when he is losing and not rigged when he is not — there’s no doubt the monkey’s prediction is correct after last night’s win.


When Almost Everyone Doubted Donald Trump, This Baby Didn’t

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